You Know You're In Humboldt County
Mar 11, 2010
Posted on Oct 13, 2008 - 7:36
Ekovox recently posted an email that is circulation entitled "You know you're from Eureka if...". We thought it was a good idea, so we're taking it one step further and doing a list for all of Humboldt County. Here goes:
You know you're in Humboldt County if...
- One out of every three vehicles you see on the road is a gigantic pickup truck with a 12" lift and a 20-something pot grower's girlfriend behind the wheel.
- Your internet and long distance connectivity is severed every few months when Caltrans digs up the fibre to San Francisco.
- Everyone you know has been robbed or burglarized at least once.
- You never leave your car unlocked, not even for a couple minutes while you run into the gas station for smokes.
- The sun only comes out once a week, maybe less.
- The pungent smell of fresh marijuana wafts through your neighborhood on a regular basis.
- You don't bother calling the cops, ever, because you know they won't show up for at least two hours.
- There's an indoor marijuana garden related house fire at least once a month.
- Every person under the age of 30 you see walking around town is wearing a hooded sweatshirt.
- Every person under the age of 24 has their hood pulled up over their head, even when the weather is nice.
- You fully expect every driver on the road to be uninsured and driving an unregistered vehicle without a valid license.
- Nobody smiles at you or says hello.
- White people with super gross dreadlocks are everywhere. The longer the dreads, the more disgusting the person wearing them seems to be.
- At dusk, only half the drivers on the road use their headlights. The other half are divided into two groups: those who refuse to turn their lights on until it's actually pitch dark, and those who think it is acceptable to drive around with only their parking lights on.
- Every house has the curtains drawn or the shades closed to hide the marijuana growing activity within.
- Locals are outnumbered 4-1 by out-of-towners who moved here to grow pot.
- There are hundreds of restaurants, but only about 5 that are worth eating at.
- You can't walk down the street without some homeless 19 year old with dreadlocks asking you for spare change. When you refuse, he cusses at you and says something about capitalism and greed.
- Nobody drives the speed limit. They either go 5 mph under the limit, or they go 10-20 mph over.
Did we miss any? Feel free to add yours in the comments section!
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BTW, as a wife and daughter of Caltrans people, I have to point out that it was a contractor not a Caltransient (my husband's name for he and his fellow workers) who severed the line.
My Humboldt
By Mrs. Buster, on Oct 14, 2008 - 10:32My Home is warm and beautiful. People come from all over the world to be amazed at the beauty here.
I'm well over thirty & I still wear hodded sweatshirts when the weather suits.
I smile at every person I pass and often say hello as I srtoll the streets of my town.
Those lifted trucks you seem to dislike are well insured. Lenders (even pot growers get car loans) insist & the CHP & DMV insure it by yanking your registration if you don't keep up your insurance.
I'm not sure what your hang up with other peoples hairstyles is all about. I've always found "the content of a mans character" a better way to judge people...when I feel the need to judge.
I drive the speed limit & if my car is moving my lights are on...safety first.
I love the variety of foods available here from Mickey D's to Avalon this county has something for every one.
I do not give money to people on the street. I do give to the Mateel meal program, Wish shelter for women and children,the Community center,Friends of the eel river, Miranda animal shelter, Heart of the Redwoods horse rescue, and of course the local volunteer fire departments and ANY friend or neighbor in need.
Your list mad me sad & hurt my feelings. This is my home. This is where I was born and where I'll die. I've been out in the world enough to know... We've got it good here. If you can't see that, I suggest you travel. Maybe you'll find what your looking for out there some where. As for me... I'll be right here is the most beautiful place in our Great Nation enjoying the company of our intelligent, diverse, artistic, generous, and fun loving neighbors.
wat
By foodie, on Oct 14, 2008 - 15:44You REALLY can't see the humor in some of these? Really?
My god! What boring people you must be?...
(not you kym, we know your not boring)
no kidding
By anonymous, on Oct 14, 2008 - 21:47Maybe you should get out more.
Maybe you should check out Oakland
By Mr T, on Oct 15, 2008 - 11:10does suck to be U!
be lucky your not in south Phoenix
By samPHX, on Nov 7, 2008 - 14:50nah
By jonny5, on Dec 2, 2008 - 8:21joe man response
By samPHX, on Dec 22, 2008 - 23:58P.s> the author licks hairy hippy(who hadnt showered in months) balls
joe man response
By samPHX, on Dec 22, 2008 - 23:59P.s> the author licks hairy hippy(who hadnt showered in months) balls
EVERYWHERE,USA
By RastaRick, on Jan 22, 2009 - 8:47The original writer of this post is quite a negative and uninformed fool.
By I Like it Here, on Feb 10, 2009 - 18:54santa cruz
By anonomous, on Feb 11, 2009 - 18:56I thought this was going to be funny!
By chelsea, on Feb 22, 2009 - 20:34Sounds like your pretty narrow minded.
By Chelsea, on Mar 24, 2009 - 16:56I would think as everyone as actual people instead of placing your stereotypical views on them.
Goodness Gracious
By Brandi, on Apr 6, 2009 - 19:35wow.
By LERIE, on Jun 22, 2009 - 17:23Who knows where to download XRumer 5.0 Palladium?
By CocoChanels, on Jul 2, 2009 - 13:45Help, please. All recommend this program to effectively advertise on the Internet, this is the best program!
fuck you guys!
By carly, on Jul 7, 2009 - 8:20Go Fuck Yourself
By Kyle, on Sep 18, 2009 - 0:36Sickest County In California
By You Failed To Add, on Nov 7, 2009 - 15:36This place does not even resemble California. People love to bash anyone that is not from here, when the truth is they could not be a pimple of a real Calfornian's ass.
I am a fith generation Californian, and 3 weeks after moving here was attacked by neighbors that looked like the pig head in the chain saw mascacre. Incest anyone??
They talk about L.A. when in fact other Eureka in its entirety looks like the mission distric of Los Angeles and not as good as South Central. There is more smog in Humboldt on a daily basis than in L.A. in a month. Diesel trucks, spewing out black exhuast, polluting the air.
Fortuna leads the parade. the friendly city...get real. The hog heads that run the town, are brain dead. There are more sirens going on than when I lived a block from a police station and hospital in Redondo Beach which shits on anything in Humboldt County. There is no comparison to the streets and homes in most Southern Calif towns to here. And the people are friendly. Here if you do not twang, look like a barn yard animal and smell like one you are dissed.
Red wood curtain what a joke. I feel sorry for the guy who said they are moving here. Good luck, I have talked to many people who thought the same and are now gone or getting out of this pit.
I have been all over the United States and this place in un to its own. Ugly Ugly Ugly. The women all look like they just got off a cattle boat, and the me look like the back end of a wilda beast. We wondered why they all kept looking at us, its obvious we were not playing spin the moon shine bottle with our cousins and brothers and sisters. Deliverance don't hold a candle to this place. Close..
my experience with humboldt has been great, cool people, nice climate, not too crowded, and of course beautiful sensi. who cares how people look, you probably don't like it because you're exactly the opposite of what places like humboldt are attempting to promote, peace, acceptance, and a glimpse of true freedom
Worst place in the country.
By Presley, on Dec 11, 2009 - 17:55The University there is a joke and the Community college almost closed down because it sucked so bad. People are also weird about nudity. At the gym people walk around the dressing room stark naked and just linger around and try to talk to you. These same saggy discusting old people like to go nude to the beaches. People there always get in your business thinking they are the peoples police. Locals there act curios, but they are actually nosy. I agree with the Arizona comments. That part of state kind of sucks too. The funny thing about these people who reply to this blog is like many locals, they have not lived in the outside world and they do not understand how much that place realy sucks.
humboldt county
By time warp, on Dec 14, 2009 - 10:19slumboldt county
By no dreads, on Dec 14, 2009 - 13:35I will not pray for Humboldt
By mister x, on Dec 18, 2009 - 11:59Go to hell, greedy pigs! TO the rest of you, you may want to get out of Humboldt sometime and go see what the real world is like, because your home is not part of American society at all.
Been There, Done That!!!
By Tonio, on Dec 22, 2009 - 15:39Thank God that the Rastafarian movement is alive and well there; because them need Jah (especially in Arcata/Eureka).
Yes! There's a major difference between a Cannabis "head" and a "FARMER" -a notable differance is "MONEY" (the root of all evil) those who have plenty of it and those who try not to spend to much cash on attaining their Herbs because they're broke or on a fixed income.
Perhaps the biggest problem there is all the poor American white people. Poverty is just as dangerous for whites as it is for non-whites. And poverty breeds crime.
Maybe the government wants the people of Humboldt to be a bunch of ignorant pot-producing fools, rather than God-fearing, intelligent herbalists'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOWN WITH CAPITALISM, & UP WITH GANJA!!!
ms
By ang, on Jan 9, 2010 - 21:53ssfull person that has no interest in cannibas.Has no outside intrests in pot, conservation,tree hugging, or animal rights and i might see a bit of credibility in you,
1. Prisoners, from pelican bay in cresent city are sent here for parole.
2. The real amount of people that live here i.e.(4 out of towners to 1 local which is true)
3. 2 Colleges in the area
4. A trashed economy, there is nothing in humboldt that makes real money except for pot since mills and shipping into humbolt bay are always slow or non existant.
5. More people + less tax payers = less money for local goverments to have access to i.e(road maintence, police, fire, medical etc.)
6. 215 anywhere there is a lot of weed there are hippies
these are a few reasons why humboldt is like it is. People here mostly keep to themselves and thats how it is.
Positive
By freQ, on Jan 26, 2010 - 19:24The world is rampant with hypocrisy.
I love my Humboldt!
Absolutely right!!
By Jennifer, on Mar 1, 2010 - 19:55My daughter was constantly accosted by marijuana addicts and my entire family the victims of hate crimes. I had enough when she was finally raped in her school.
I hope the entire place floats off the planet. For you few good people left there GET OUT NOW WHILE YOU CAN!!!
slumbult Hillbillies
By San Diego City girl, on Mar 8, 2010 - 23:48What's with the hum dingers
By Say what, on Mar 9, 2010 - 13:31