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Turtles Busting Growers - The Next Big Thing?

Aug 5, 2008 - 7:37

Pot-hungry turtles equipped with GPS tracking devices are poised to bring down the evil marijuana growers of our society!

Eureka has a new blogger, and his blog is absolute genius. Welcome to town, Joe!

Over on Craigslist, a Myrtletown resident suggests monitoring your pot growing neighbors in order to figure out where the cash is buried.

the best thing about grow houses (Myrtletown)

there is usually a good stash of cash buried in a nalgene bottle. anybody want to make 50K this year? Just watch your neighbors patiently.

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By Rodney, on Aug 5, 2008 - 8:02
if you wanna strike it rich even bigger than a mere 50k, try finding an outdoor grower's buried 55 gallon drum in the hills. there must be thousands of those things filled with cash out there. trust me i have seen them, they are on every outdoor grower's land, usually near the house. you can generally find faint pathways to them from the house or from an area where vehicles are parked. get a poker, like maybe an unwound wire coat hanger, and poke into the ground until you hear the thump of a heavy plastic drum. yep, there are MILLIONS buried out there, probably billions. but sure, in town there must be millions in cash buried in people's yards as well, or hidden in safes inside the homes. half the growers have a big stash of cash. see those 20-somethings in lifted pickup trucks wearing sunglasses, baseball caps, and generally a few days of shadow on their face? they are growers, and they have cash. if they glare at you from up high in their fancy trucks, they're rich growers who never worked a day and never paid a tax. steal their cash!

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By Joe Cornish, on Aug 7, 2008 - 21:39
Thanks for the welcome and compliment! I love Eureka and I'm happy to be here.

Joe

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By from the people you stereotype., on Aug 10, 2008 - 7:01
You both are pathetic and disgusting.

fuck pot growers

By winnar, on Aug 13, 2008 - 13:27
I just wabt to say that pot growers have ruined this area and have turned it into a criminal haven for selfish greedy youngsters who think they are above the law. Pay some taxes and get a real job.

losers

By jason aurther, on Aug 13, 2008 - 17:31
Just because you cant do it, and you work a 9-5 job and get paid SHIT. and will retire POOR. dont mean growers are greedy, they are smart. so suck a dick pops

roots

By leucadia, on Sep 25, 2008 - 22:43
positivity my friends lets help eachother

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