Pot-hungry turtles equipped with GPS tracking devices are poised to bring down the evil marijuana growers of our society!

Eureka has a new blogger, and his blog is absolute genius. Welcome to town, Joe!

Over on Craigslist, a Myrtletown resident suggests monitoring your pot growing neighbors in order to figure out where the cash is buried.

the best thing about grow houses (Myrtletown)

there is usually a good stash of cash buried in a nalgene bottle. anybody want to make 50K this year? Just watch your neighbors patiently.



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yeah or

By Rodney, on Aug 5, 2008 - 8:02
if you wanna strike it rich even bigger than a mere 50k, try finding an outdoor grower's buried 55 gallon drum in the hills. there must be thousands of those things filled with cash out there. trust me i have seen them, they are on every outdoor grower's land, usually near the house. you can generally find faint pathways to them from the house or from an area where vehicles are parked. get a poker, like maybe an unwound wire coat hanger, and poke into the ground until you hear the thump of a heavy plastic drum. yep, there are MILLIONS buried out there, probably billions. but sure, in town there must be millions in cash buried in people's yards as well, or hidden in safes inside the homes. half the growers have a big stash of cash. see those 20-somethings in lifted pickup trucks wearing sunglasses, baseball caps, and generally a few days of shadow on their face? they are growers, and they have cash. if they glare at you from up high in their fancy trucks, they're rich growers who never worked a day and never paid a tax. steal their cash!

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By Joe Cornish, on Aug 7, 2008 - 21:39
Thanks for the welcome and compliment! I love Eureka and I'm happy to be here.

Joe

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By from the people you stereotype., on Aug 10, 2008 - 7:01
You both are pathetic and disgusting.

fuck pot growers

By winnar, on Aug 13, 2008 - 13:27
I just wabt to say that pot growers have ruined this area and have turned it into a criminal haven for selfish greedy youngsters who think they are above the law. Pay some taxes and get a real job.

losers

By jason aurther, on Aug 13, 2008 - 17:31
Just because you cant do it, and you work a 9-5 job and get paid SHIT. and will retire POOR. dont mean growers are greedy, they are smart. so suck a dick pops

roots

By leucadia, on Sep 25, 2008 - 22:43
positivity my friends lets help eachother

By 100k+, on Dec 11, 2008 - 7:15
hahahaha "jason aurther" yes, you are so SMART!!

by the way did you know that it is very easy to determine someone's identity from their computer's internet address? that means all you growers who leave comments on blogs like this would be pretty simple to track down based on those comments.

chumps!

By Gimme a Break, on Jan 8, 2009 - 0:27
It is amazing how you people all bitch about it, and Winnar is right, they need to pay some taxes and get off welfare. You'd be amazed at how many growers up there are being protected by the judged you elect and are allowed to get every kind of state aid available while make tons of cash tax free.............

humbolt county

By chey645, on Feb 2, 2009 - 0:58
did u know that humbolt county has the most marajana dealers in c.a or so i think maybe posssabley well thank you for reading my comment p.sif you are thinking of moving to humbolt county you might want to think it over realy think it OVER.

By kenny, on Feb 13, 2009 - 19:30
I'm trying to find out where to get seeds. Growers help me i'm in Louisiana so i won't affect your business.

WOW!!

By 420luvr, on Mar 11, 2009 - 3:32
You are a piece of shit JOE. Ya tell people to go rob other people. Thats a fuckin great idea. How about you lead the way as long as you start with the house with all the pitbulls so you hopefully get shot in the fucking head by some wanna-be gangsters. You know, the ones who you think are marijuana growers.

AND NOW U NOW

By PZ, on Jun 25, 2009 - 21:58
IF IT DONT CONCERN YOU FUCKIN DONT WORRY ABOUT OUTHER PEPOLES BIZZNESS BLAZE SOME 707

Kenny, your an idiot

By Its me, on May 13, 2010 - 8:05
True growers don't use seeds, they are high-tech and use clones. I wish I was smart enough to engineer clones that would produce a toxin that makes people that smoke it ill and have them distributed throughout the county and kill off all profit in this illegal drug activity.

By I am a grower, on Jul 4, 2010 - 3:08
Fuck people like, "its me" ,"Joe", "Gimmie a break", "chey645", "winnar", and "100k+". Growing cannabis is a profession that is harder and more skill intensive than any of the bullshit 9-5s that you pathetic shit kickers work everyday and hate. I am a grower, and i pay a shit load of taxes because i also have a side job and am a registered medical cannabis caretaker. We (in this profession) have to deal with so much shit because you inbred retarded monkeys don't have the intelligence to realize that the alcohol and ciggarettes they smoke and die on cause:
Tobacco kills about 400,000
Alcohol kills about 80,000
Workplace accidents kill 60,000
Automobiles kill 40,000
Cocaine kills about 2,500
Heroin kills about 2,000
Aspirin kills about 2,000
Marijuana kills 0. make it legal, and fuck you guys.

boggers been stupid

By jason, on Jul 13, 2010 - 13:45
i agree with joe who dies off pot i have heard of allergic reactions but never any fatalities make it legal!!!!!!!!!! or no one will be nice like the assholes hatn because they have a UA

haters

By jason, on Jul 13, 2010 - 13:49
most growers grow it for them selves and make no money and have to work a job so they can pay the rent. because its no fun losing half your check buyin some buds.

I WISH

By ED FROM MIAMI, on Nov 1, 2010 - 15:51
DOWN HERE THE ECONOMY IS BAD AND I RECENTLY TOOK A TRIP UP THEREU GOT SOME GOOD NUGS BUT RELISTICALLY THE BUDS IN MIAMI LOOK ALOT BETTER YOUR INDOOR IT GOOD SHIT I MEAN THATS ALL WE DO BUT YOUR OUTDOOR DOESNT LOOK AS GREAT SMOKES GOOD HEY WELL WERE DO I MOVE IN CALI TO BE A A CAR TAKER AND IF YOU HAVE A FELONY CAN U BE A CARETAKER THIS WAS A QUESTION

outdoor growing is hard work

By mork, on Dec 12, 2010 - 8:37
outdoor organic pot growers in northern cali produce a fine agricultural product through hard work and dedication. their herb is the best in the world. just like organic fruits and veggies, organic outdoor herb may not look as uniform as chemical laced indoor weed, but it's much better. anyone who robs these people of their hard- earned assets is A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT AND DESERVES NO LESS THAN A SLOW PAINFUL DEATH. THIS INCLUDES THE GOVERNMENT. FUCK THE GOVERNMENT TO DEATH, WE'LL GROW OUR OWN FUCKING FOOD. IT'S A LOT BETTER THAN THE SHIT IN THE GROCERY STORES.

cant stop mother nature.

By ohigho, on Dec 21, 2010 - 8:33
lmao you fucking idiots think you can stop california from growing pot get fucked and get real. marijuana keeps the economy alive you idiots. without it you would be as well off as cleveland. you can talk shit all you want but there is nothing and i mean nothing you can do about it. they will keep on doing it until you further more stop it so good luck and have a good day you brokeidiots.

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