For your enjoyment:

FUCK IT!! I'M OUTA HERE!! (SICK OF IT ALL)
Reply to: pers-759602867@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-07-17, 9:50PM PDT

FUCK IT! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF LIVING IN THIS SHIT PIT! THE HOUSING IS WAY TOO EXPENSIVE THE TAXES ARE WAY TOO FUCKING HIGH THERE'S TOO MANY TRULY STUPID AND IDIOTIC BRAIN MELTED POT HEADS AND THE VAST MAJORITY OF YOU ARE LYING VIOLENT POT DEALING STEALING THIEVING ASSHOLE PRICKS WHO DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE! SO THAT'S IT! I'M TAKING MY MILLIONS AND MOVING TO SOME PLACE WHERE EVERYONE ISN'T JUST PLAIN FUCKING CRAZY. FUNNY BUT I ORIGINALLY MOVED UP HERE 20 YEARS AGO FROM (000000000) BECAUSE IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL AND I THOUGHT THE PEOPLE WERE SO COOL AND NICE BUT THAT'S ALL BULLSHIT. SPEEDFREAKS POTHEADS JUNKIES WINOS TRAILER TRASH AND JUST PLAIN LOSERS. WORST OF ALL THE PEOPLE WHO CLAIM TO BE SICK SO THEY CAN LEGALLY GROW AND SELL POT. FUCKING WORST TOTAL LOSERS OF ALL. YOU HAVE ALL TOTALLY RUINED THIS AREA AND I HOPE FUCKING CALIFORNIA SLIDES INTO THE SEA AND TAKES ALL OF YOU ASSHOLES WITH IT.

From Humboldt Craigslist but republished here in case it gets flagged on CL and taken down, like most entertaining "Rants and Raves" eventually do.

What we don't know for sure is if this person is talking about just pot-centric Humboldt County, or all of California. In any case, it doesn't matter much because it sounds like he/she is moving soon. Later on, anonymous ranter!

Now onto another rant on CL, this guy is a grower who has some interesting opinions and took the time to write his thoughts out for all of us. Thing is, we can't help noticing that while he says he is a college graduate, he fails to understand the difference between capitalism and venture capital, says that the housing economy here has not been affected by the national downturn (which is, of course, incorrect), and is incapable of using proper grammar ("their" instead of "they're", "were" instead of "we're", etc.). In the end the author takes the "If you don't like it then leave" attitude in order to deflect any further discussion on the topic.

"...if you don't like it then move to Iowa, or Indiana or some place..."

*Sigh* Maybe the first ranter is right, maybe it is hopeless here and this place really is so chock full of greedy criminal pot growers and filled to the brim with mediocrity and a crevice of society that actually wants less law enforcement and fewer laws, that there is no room for community-minded professionals interested in restoring a sense of pride and togetherness to our secluded region. Maybe we're wasting our time here at Humboldt County News and it's all for naught, nobody listens, nobody cares, everyone disagrees, and coherent discussions are nonexistent. Our readers continuously state that they want fewer police, fewer laws, less community involvement, and for everyone who doesn't share their view to just go away.




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Thomas Paine Jr

By Thomas Paine Jr, on Jul 18, 2008 - 15:50
"*Sigh* Maybe the first ranter is right, maybe it is hopeless here and this place really is so chock full of greedy criminal pot growers and filled to the brim with mediocrity and a crevice of society that actually wants less law enforcement and fewer laws, that there is no room for community-minded professionals interested in restoring a sense of pride and togetherness to our secluded region. Maybe we're wasting our time here at Humboldt County News and it's all for naught, nobody listens, nobody cares, everyone disagrees, and coherent discussions are nonexistent. Our readers continuously state that they want fewer police, fewer laws, less community involvement, and for everyone who doesn't share their view to just go away."

Pretty much says it all right there.
Buh Bye.
Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.....


Pricks

By samPHX, on Jul 18, 2008 - 16:29
this was probly written by a cop but i do agree with some parts, too many tweekers and thieves but to say pot growing is immorral, this guy will burn in the same hell as the " lazy/greedy" pot growers whose jobs are way harder than the prick who writes this bs for the humcounty news!

Just so you know

By The Authors, on Jul 18, 2008 - 16:48
We are not cops. We are not growers. Our jobs are difficult, and this blog is not a job. We work 60 hour weeks in white collar jobs here in Humboldt County. We pay taxes so you criminals don't have to (apparently). The blog was an attempt to better the community, but as you two have reiterated here, the community does not want to be better. It wants to be lawless and selfish. Have fun with that.

By Tamara Willit Hert, on Jul 18, 2008 - 17:05
*sigh* the ranter is right. I'm going to see batman tonight and consider vigilante justice. I also hope Cali slides into the ocean and takes my asshole with it. I'd rather be in heaven than any place on earth. That guy is probably going to be pissed off wherever he goes because mean people are everywhere. He will take his millions with him, millions of hurt feelings. bwahahahhaaaaa.

College know it all growers suck

By Oral Canby Faster, on Jul 18, 2008 - 17:11
Thanks for owning the college know it all grower. They are the worst kind.

Hippocrites vs. Hippycrits

By Dr. Professor Expert, Sr. Jr. Esq. PhD., on Jul 19, 2008 - 15:56
The Authors, as they have reiterated in their comment toward those commenting toward thier reiteration of others' comments...don't sound like they want to increase better anything themselves. Maybe communication has more to do with what is being said than how? Talking down of someone because of their spelling and grammar immediately discredits anything you're saying about bridging communication gaps, in my opinion. Shut up and be the change you want to see, rather than blog about other crybabies. One would think white-collar workers with college degrees would know this...did I spell hippocrite right? does it matter?

How have things changed since craigslist came to humboldt? How much time do you spend glazing it, and interpreting what's outside your window with what you read? It's happening on a subconscious level, but a shallow one. Step out of it. The internet is worse than TV....go outside and play during your time off, you stupid stupid idiots.

By lover, on Jul 19, 2008 - 20:01
There is so much hate here and so much negativity. How can you peope all think that cursing at each other and demeaning one another is doing anything posititve for humboldt? I have lived in eureka for ten years and it is by far the most hate filled area I've ever been to. Its also one of the dirtiest and sleaziest parts of california. Yeah I'm with ranter no. 1. Time tp move back to the real world ie out of humboldt.

By Tom Sebourn, on Jul 22, 2008 - 15:34
I hope you that hate this place find a nice police state to show your papers in. Don't forget to get the chip inplant, that will make it easier for you to get through the check points to your gated community.

By Burdizo, on Jul 25, 2008 - 22:39
Yeah, and don't let the door hit
you in the a$$

By The Guy Who Moved, on Sep 13, 2008 - 10:46
Well, I have to tell you, it's a far sight better living on the North Shore of Kauai than it was living in Helmboldt (Mendocino, actually). The weather is sweeeeeeeeet! It's warm all the time, It's a one minute walk from my house to the sweet, sandy beaches and I love the summer rain storms that blow in from the Pacific, last for five minutes and blow right back out again!

Also, the people around me are a much better class of folks than I ever knew in Humboldt. Yep! Even the folks born and raised here are far nicer than any of the arrogant, narcissistic pot-head fools I ever knew in that God forsaken place!

I sign this --

Very Happy With My Millions And My New Life IN Hawaii.

P.S.: Eat your hearts out, losers!!

growers dont pay taxes?

By SamPHX, on Oct 10, 2008 - 22:49
every time a grower eats, sleeps, or even shits he pays taxes. if you dont like pot growers why do you live in Humboldt? move to utah and join the mormons! or oklahoma and join the bible belt since you love to label peaceful pot growing mothers, fathers, and brothers as a criminal. dont get mad cuz growers leave bigger tips,drive nice trucks and take vacations away from the shithole in which you live to deliver pot down south! find something your good at and start doing it because you are certainly not good at writing this blog! but since your goal is to rid humboldt county of all the cannabis growers and make up lies to decieve many then i guess you might be pretty good.

vete a la mierda pendejo

By Aaron Brink, on Oct 13, 2008 - 7:29
one down, 10s of 1000s left to go. U couldnt have left soon enough. dont come back....ever.

what happen bro

By tom selbourn, on Dec 23, 2008 - 0:14
I actually agree with you for once!

tom sebourn

By SamPHX, on Dec 23, 2008 - 0:15
I actually agree with you for once, lets smoke a couiple joints and talk this threw lol

By big KB, on Jan 21, 2009 - 22:07
pot is how come me and my brother have bad ass trucs dirt bikes boats pussy sounds like u just could not hang with the big dogs its ok it happens

By pot head asshole, on May 5, 2009 - 8:40
ok first of all you stupid ass mother fucker im a pot head and i love to smoke marijuana all day and night long and you know what im not stupid people that smoke aren't stupid they are enjoying life being able to forget everything just from a couple puffs of smoke that just so happens to be illegal (for now) once marijuana becomes legal you will get to see a fucked up person everyday so you better be planing on moving far away from here cause we are never leaving we will be here forever you stupid mother fucker

Stoners stick together forever and we will never go away because marijuana will never get old for us

I LOVE MARIJUANA!!!!!!!!!!

Biased?

By community member, on Dec 20, 2009 - 12:41
Wow! Seems like the authors of this website might be a little biased against folks who don't consider marijauna to be treated as a criminal offense. Maybe you should be complaining to your local represenatives and not to the community that actually likes the fact that their businesses are able to stay open during the second greatest depression in US history. I wonder why?

Don't lump us all in with you

By Its Me, on May 13, 2010 - 9:48
Hey community member, don't lump us all in with you pot heads. When I was in high school, we used to run you people out of town at gunpoint. problem is you all smoke dope and bread like mice, not enough good ol' boys left. I just wish I had millions also so I could move to Hawaii. Like you all say, you like to smoke all day and all night, that doesn't leave much time to actually work for a living. great role models for all your 30 children. what do you call someone that drinks all day and all night, an alcoholic. alcoholism is a disease and so are marijuana growers. we need to find a pesticide to rid us of this disease or get you all into counseling. Remember, An armed society is a polite society.

I agree

By agree-er, on Jun 8, 2010 - 14:05
I agree with the ranter. Get over this pot thing and get a life you loser smokers. yeah..I smoked pot in high school is was cool a time or two but mostly it was something I knew I would discontinue doing as I entered the world and workforce as an adult. Today, I am a very successful business man ~ and I can tell you if I was still a pothead I would be as much a loser as others that smoke pot... Get on with your lives... make something of yourselves, it's alot more fun than the high you get from smoking weed. Oh...and unrelated, we have some friends that moved here (Humboldt) from the bay area... after a couple months they began noticing that a large majority of folks up here are unattractive - just plain ugly and don't know how to dress (or don't care)..they call Humboldters the "ugly people"... Ever since then I can't help but notice it's true. Do all the good looking kids move away after high school? Are we the leper island of california? just askin'.....

agree to the above

By golden boy in the worst part of the golden state, on Nov 17, 2010 - 8:37
I am from a nice part of Oregon. every single female in Humboldt county is ugly as sin. It is rather discouraging. Moving back in a month. thank god =) people who smoke pot are lazy losers who do nothing with their life. You make your parents real proud pot smokers. just hope they weren't as hopeless and pathetic as you

By Local visitor, on Apr 2, 2013 - 18:10
I don't smoke nor grow pot and I am noticing the comments by non pot smokers are generally extreme and weird:
Successful businessman...so you say, and even if so perhaps not for long or inherited the business and no matter clearly an unsucessful human being with enough time and useless venom to post here.
Armed society is a polite one? Yeesh...you claim you all ran folks out of town with your guns...clearly it didn't work and nor are you polite although unfortunately likely armed with more than a keyboard and internet connection and too much poorly used time and anger on your hands.
Golden boy's rant is pathetic...glad he is moving back to Oregon where he must live in a kingdom of one supported by very few.

By Bella, on Jul 30, 2013 - 14:19
Wow are you people ignorant. I know many many many rich and powerful people who live in humboldt and smoke pot on a regular basis...and surprise they are not lazy or ignorant or ugly..whats ugly is the stupid uneducated little twits who claim to be millionairs and successful businesses yet have all this spare time to whine like the little bitches tbey are. I smoke pot for lupus and arthritis and more I am legal..and i am not lazy by any means. What i am is tired of ignorant people who dont know the difference between abusing marajuana and using it for my medical conditions. Wake up mother fuckers the day of reckoning is near when it is legalized once and for all. I wish for you nay sayers to develope an illness that only marajuana will help...then i hope your denied it..your unworthy of the miracles it providez to all us patients who are sick and in pain. My dr perscribed this for me because i cant take pain pilks because THAT legal medication was deztrying my kidneys and liver. Know im pain free and kidney problems are gone and i can cunction normaly in this world. So stick that in your bubble pipe and choke on it you morons. You'll never know of what i speak until you vet sick and need it...hope you dont get it..again your unworthy bevause you are trying to prevent us patients who couldnt function or survive before we were prescribed this wonderful mexication that made us functionable again. Educate yourselves before you bother the rest of us with you boring drival again...and im 54 and by no means ugly...my boyfriend is a business man in this town and no way a lazy fool lime you so called millionairs and college geaduates. Again educate yourzelves before you bore me again

Searching for Linda Xayavong $1000

By Just trying to pay the bills!, on Nov 27, 2013 - 13:39
She robbed my house , stole pounds , now she is on the run! If you have information about her , please reply to this page. Thank you

Linda xayavong DIDN'T Robbed me. she is innocent

By Kim, on Aug 3, 2015 - 23:38
On November 27, 2013 I was furious n accused the. Wrong person of robbing me. I am so sorry Linda for thinking u could of done it. I do apologize to the whole ordeals u n you family's went thru because of. Me n I hope u can forgive me. Always ms kimberly Downey

Linda's definitely a thief

By Nerd, on Feb 3, 2016 - 11:00
Make no doubt about it Linda has robbed many targets in the area. I don't know why people don't know better than to deal with that meth head. I believe you were burglarized on more than one occasion by her Kim. You should lay off the clear yourself.

People should know better then to slander another persons name

By linda, on Apr 12, 2016 - 13:33
I dont think you have any room to talk "NERD" as u go by. What you just posted is "Posting False Accusations" and you will hearing from me.. Nobody deserves to be targeted and accused of such childish stupidity..and if you have so much time to writing this offensive rant about me. why dont you get off your government funded life and educate yourself about living life and the law...this isnt over..thank god i was educated, got your ip addresses...you will be hearing from me soon the legal way!!!

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